Comedy On The Harbour is a recurring 3-hour comedy cruise event held on Newcastle Harbour in NSW, Australia. The event transforms the MV Calmer, a luxury superyacht, into a floating comedy club featuring a rotating lineup of three headline comedians.
While the cruise runs on select Friday and Saturday nights, specific upcoming dates for 2026 include:
Note on Timing: Boarding typically begins at 6:30 PM at the Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, with the boat departing promptly at 7:00 PM.
For those looking for a land-based alternative, the Newcastle Comedy Club at its new Islington location hosts its flagship Saturday Night Showcase weekly at 7:30 PM.
Would you like to book tickets for a specific date, or are you looking for dinner and show packages nearby?
Upcoming Event Dates & Times
Event Highlights & Logistics
•Saturday, 18 April 2026: 7:00 PM – 10:00 PM
•Saturday, 23 May 2026: 7:00 PM – 10:00 PM (featuring Tahir)
•Venue: MV Calmer Superyacht, departing from Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal.
•Entertainment: A multi-comic lineup featuring Australian and international stars from TV and major festivals.
•Fully Licensed Bars: Two bars offering craft beers, wines, spirits, and cocktails.
•Food: Complimentary canapés on arrival; additional snacks and meals available for purchase from the onboard private chef.
•Views: Wrap-around decks and a sky deck providing 360-degree views of Newcastle Harbour.
•Pricing: Tickets generally range from $42.35 to $69.00, depending on release phase and booking fees.
•Important Rules:
•18+ Event: Photo ID is required for entry.
•Dress Code: Smart casual; flat shoes or low chunky heels are mandatory for safety on boat stairs (no tall/pointy heels).
•Capacity: Limited to 170 guests per cruise to ensure comfortable seating for all attendees.
Updated at 22 Mar 2026